俄国式：典型的ruglish就是缺乏助动词、系词和冠词意识，如why you learn english？My dream free speak in English. i student，they students. 当然，对于英语中复杂多变的介词谁都会感到头痛。
土耳其式（包括阿塞拜疆）：But iranian and azerbajiani is so difference language ;)
伊朗式：both of them in my opinion reading is most important.（缺少介词）
巴西式：Ha, ha, ha, my dear friend. Monkeys have their feelings, their languages as the natives indians, you and I have also our. The difference is only because part of the monkeys are yet in a primitive stage. If we, human beings (who call ourselves sons of gods), don't kill before all of them, in a billion years they perhaps will speak better than us .
德国式：One doesn't 100% exclude the other. For mits religious beliefs. But maybe, even as children of God, have developed over the time and became what we are（主语哪去啦？）. The bible does not say,（为什么要逗号？） that there was nothing before the "beginning" where the earth was created
甚至还有美国式（可能是小孩子）：I don't particularly like either, but I dislike coffee the must. My Dad says of coffee that it is like mud with enugh water added to make it drinkable. （由此可见，小布什的拼写水平还是有根源的~ ）
当然少不了咱们的chinglish，如：As a Chinese people（似有重复） I like tea better（为什么不直接说prefer呢？）.When I was little girl（冠词忘了）,my dad told me different taste of different tea.He said "品茶就像品人生，可能会有苦涩，但品到最后是醇香" 。I don't know how to say in English.Maybe the meaning is the life we may suffer pain or something bad,but when we pass the difficulty days we can learn a lot about life and we are so happiness.（名词形容词混淆）